This week at Brooklyn Beauties I bring you another lovely evening from “Shark Week” (aka Girl’s Night). Recently, we ventured to the Bridge Urban Winery, a new wine tasting room just under the Williamsburg Bridge. Being tax season - the state has decided for a second year to screw me - I have decided to mesh the two and create this review in the form of a poem.

Bridge Vineyards is quaint and quiet for chats.
New York Taxes have lots of forms with crazy excel formats.
I had the NY red flight it was bold and awesome.
I had to pay $1,500 on my state taxable income.

The Long Island Grocers made good goat cheese; it was nice and mild.
We talked about orgies, sex education, and stayed there for a good while.
My New York State Taxes were filled electronically with Turbotax.
The people who make me pay this astronomical amount of cash are hunchbacks.

Inexpensive, full glasses of wine, in a place sleek and unique!
Yes, we pulled it off again you lovely ladies of shark week.
We enjoyed your variety of wines, your scrumptious crostinis and hospitality.
Bridge Vineyards Urban Winery & Tasting Room is a delightful beauty.

New York I love your wines but I hate your ridiculous taxes.
They are brutal and noneffective, my money seems to evaporate into gases.
All I want to do is go back to the vineyard with my friends.
And this is where the New York Vineyard Taxes poem ends.

Bridge Urban Winery & Tasting Room

Labels: Good Times, LCD Soundsystem, Shark Week, Taxes, Wine Tasting

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